So... you found out I'm single.

Before you ask for my number, here's how this works.

I'm not on dating apps. I prefer intention over endless swiping, and I like people who aren't afraid to put in a tiny bit of effort.

I'm sarcastic, curious, overly ambitious, and somehow always managing three projects at once. I laugh at ridiculous things, ask a lot of questions, and firmly believe good conversation is more attractive than a good pickup line.

If your goal is simply to hook up, you'll probably save us both some time by closing this page.

If your goal is to actually get to know me, click below and fill out the application. Worst case, we'll both get a laugh out of it. Best case... who knows?